My name is Isobel Chloe Reel Huckaby Powers Sprich Fertelli Ucar Roberts Lentini. I drive to Germany for heavy metal concerts to teach noobie bands how to fuck their crowd in my hand-built tank with submarine mode, the one I park in my underwater mansion dome, where I keep my pet brown house spider, Jack, who is 20 feet tall this year. Jack eats me alive so I can dine in his third lung on Tuesday nights with my true love, Marshall, who I only get to see 3 days a week due to his secret ninja-spy-assasin-pirate missions, while our waiter reads the latset issue of "Spawn". Jack shits me out like a cannon ball, So i land in Africa, where my trusty Uzie helps fight AIDS. My army of Italian porn starts help me by luring those driven coons right into their apartheid. Once we are done, we all go to the strip-club for some exercise. Last Tuesday I finished repairing my helicopter, so now i can teach white snakes how to turn Red on demand and speak russian so they can take over Russia for me, since my schedule simply does not allow for it. Brody is my side-kick red russian-speaking snake who travels everywhere with me because she has a camera for a left eye, and at the end of the day, we develope thousands of pictures, and make a scrap book, which we go over as a bed-time story..

Photography, Deutschland, und meine ehemann (und er mutter!) -my new family.

Everything except Rap and the sort..

Blue Velvet, requiem for a dream, Ghost world, Totoro, (and a few others I don't particularly care enough about to name at the moment..)

Television rots your brain. =)

H.P. Lovecraft, Ambrose Beirce, others...eh.